#(we already knew)

[its-ate-oclock-somewhere]

Futamono Flower Meaning

So you're telling me that the very night after Will whore Graham sent someone to murder Hannibal simp Lecter, the man created this?!

[rt3nenbaum]

“maybe fernando, he's got all that thought exterior, but deep down inside it's all gooey” alex talking about fernando when they asked him who was more likely to cry during a sad movie😭😭😭

[hudbannonarchive]

dean's face vs sam's when that kid calls a girl hot in a dead sort of way. says a lot about society.

[eidolons-stuff]

Thing: *signs* "Hell no! I'm not letting Xavier interfere with NOTHING!!"

Yoko: "I know, that's why I need to tell Wednesday"

[kayatoastkkat]

GUYS ONCE AGAIN WE CALLED IT

HE TRANSFORMED WHILE SLEEPING AYYY AAAAH AAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA ITS HIM

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT WE ALL KNEW IT

(lanyon still sleeping tho pfft-)

oh he actually ISN'T being an idiot HE DID THAT SPOT CHECK HE REALISED GOOD ON YOU HENRY

NOW RUN THE HELL BACK TO YOUR OFFICE COME ON WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR LANYON MIGHT WAKE UP ANY MOMENT

HE'S BACK! HYDE'S BACK OFFICIALLY AFTER...LIKE SEVEN MONTHS!!

HE'S BACK AND HE'S AS SILLY AND GOOFY AS EVER LOOK AT THEM HANDS

and poor Jekyll...he doesn't even know what's happening. Just wait till Lanyon wakes up. I need my angst to sustain my lifeforce COME ON GUYS I WANT ANGST

[trulymadlykiki]

the grammys are just completely unserious

[rightintheghoulies]

It's cos it's a given tbh

[ousommeh]

found out theres a seamless coop mod for elden ring and now i’m sad i don’t have friends to be silly around the lands between with :(

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

OK GUYS IVE ALWAYS KNOWN ABOUT READRIORDAN.COM BUT NO ONE EVER TOLD ME YOU GET UPDATES FROM THE CHARACTER'S LIVES??

From the Spring Break Update Article

PERCY GETS BETTER GRADES THAN ANNABETH????!!!! WAS PERCY JUST....GASLIGHTING US THAT HE GOT BAD GRADES IN SCHOOL? WHAT NEW LEVEL OF UNRELIABLE NARRATOR IS THIS?

"oh yeah annabeth is the top of my class, i just manage through school😁🥰" WHAT THE ACTUAL--

PERCY IS DUMB TRUTHERS HAVE LOST THEIR ONLY DEFENSE???

(obligatory beep boop percy being called smart alert)

[sh3nlong-promakh0s]

fuck yang

Gene Yang’s Ableist Depiction Badly Distorted Fandom Perception of Azula

I decided to do a statistically analysis of how fanfics on AO3 written between the end of the show and the publishment of the third volume of the “The Promise”(which introduced Gene Yang’s depiction of Azula) depicted Azula in the postwar period. I found 60 such fanfics(with a few excluded for being smut, being Zucest centered, or some other reason). Of these, only 11 out of 60 depicted Azula as seriously delusional and/or significantly hallucinating; none showed her as being driven to actively harm people specifically because of her hallucinations. Only 11 out of 60(but not necessarily the same 11) depicted her as being regularly or always being restrained; none depicted her as being restrained in a straightjacket specifically. 42 out of 60(and these 42 do not necessarily depict good fates for her, although many did) did not depict Azula as either being continuously restrained or being actively delusional.

I don’t have a control group, but I am almost certain that “Azula is continuously hallucinating,” “Azula attacks people because she’s hallucinating,” “Azula is kept restrained often or always,” and “Azula is kept in a straightjacket specifically” gained a tremendous degree of ground in fan depictions of her after “The Promise Part III” and “The Search.” Fortunately, the Avatar fandom seems to be increasingly reject the comics as canon, but unfortunately, many of the specific deeply ableist depictions of her that Yang inspired remain.

[hugs-and-stabbies]

The self-awareness on this guy 😞 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT

[hiraethwrote]

as a girl who loves doing my makeup and genuinely feeling a lot better about myself with it, i cannot stand when men go “i prefer natural girls”, “makeup is false advertising” “girls without makeup look better” because it’s a complete and utter lie

that’s why satoru is the best boyfriend, because he will hype you up both with and without makeup. he will not miss a single breath glazing you up.

just woke up? sleep in your eyes? unclear skin left exposed? birds nest on top of your head? — you will not have the chance to walk out of your bedroom before satoru has you pinned down under him again, proving to you just how insane you drive him.

going out for the night, and your all glammed up? skin glowing in the low light? long lashes looking like straight porn? lips glossed in the most unholy colour? — satoru forgets about whatever plans you have. he’ll push you up against the wall, stuff you full while feeding you a never ending stream of affirmations. and when you eventually arrive for your plans, he’ll apologise profusely but there’s not a single ounce of regret in his words.

[hudbannonarchive]

she's down terrible

[morganbritton132]

Eddie tells Wayne everything. They’re very open and honest with each other. Always have been.

Steve, on the other hand, does not talk to his parents unless he absolutely has to. If they asked him what his favorite song was, he’d lie.

So, it’s a bit of a shock when they’re back in Eddie’s bedroom, making out. Things are getting heated and Steve can hear Eddie fumbling one-handed in the drawer of his nightstand right before he mutters, “Shit.”

Steve asks, “What?”

“Nothing,” Eddie says, pulling back a bit. “Just give me a second.”

Steve watches him slide off the bed, throw open the door, and practically shout, “Hey Wayne, do you got any condoms?”

Steve is so mortified that he dissociates for a second and then leaves out the window so he doesn’t have to pass Wayne on the way out.

[zelkams-art]

great news! wei wuxian has died!

(full pics under the cut)